Tougher entry standards are now in place for Heritage events. If new tougher standards stick, fights in the velvet rope line in front of Heritage congregation might be a thing of the past.
I hope that old people did take a good count of their blessing when all Heritage sold-out events were still open to them. While the line "..for Young Professional" qualification has been attached to events in the past, enforcement has been very lax to say the least. Now, however, stricter enforcement of age limits will be in place. Heritage Times blog have received anonymous tips that people that were careless enough to make it passed the 40 year old mark have been turned away from participating in the recent Suka Party. This should be a lesson for Succos for them, count your blessings.
So what they missed, other than paying a cover charge? For starters, a nice dinner catered from Taboun. They also missed two general purpose speeches about Succos. Then there was some dancing (young professionals love dancing hora). There was also some wine and some deserts which was nice. Well I don’t want to rub it in to these old people who no longer qualify for these fun events.
But, as a saying goes, every cloud has a silver lining. For the old people of Heritage this silver lining will be the fact that they will not be alone standing in the cold peeking through windows at all the fun stuff happening inside of Heritage headquarters. They will be joined there by Unprofessionals. Losers who's job does not require qualification or education. Enforcement of this entry criteria has yet to be formalized, but once it is, losers beware. Who knows, you could be required to brandish a diploma at the door next time around.
Make sure you keep your professional credentials and age under control, unless you want to join the Old and Unprofessional.
Gut Yir everybody and count your blessings, knowing that there is someone out there who is wither old or not-professional or Chas ve Sholom both at the same time.
I hope that old people did take a good count of their blessing when all Heritage sold-out events were still open to them. While the line "..for Young Professional" qualification has been attached to events in the past, enforcement has been very lax to say the least. Now, however, stricter enforcement of age limits will be in place. Heritage Times blog have received anonymous tips that people that were careless enough to make it passed the 40 year old mark have been turned away from participating in the recent Suka Party. This should be a lesson for Succos for them, count your blessings.
So what they missed, other than paying a cover charge? For starters, a nice dinner catered from Taboun. They also missed two general purpose speeches about Succos. Then there was some dancing (young professionals love dancing hora). There was also some wine and some deserts which was nice. Well I don’t want to rub it in to these old people who no longer qualify for these fun events.
But, as a saying goes, every cloud has a silver lining. For the old people of Heritage this silver lining will be the fact that they will not be alone standing in the cold peeking through windows at all the fun stuff happening inside of Heritage headquarters. They will be joined there by Unprofessionals. Losers who's job does not require qualification or education. Enforcement of this entry criteria has yet to be formalized, but once it is, losers beware. Who knows, you could be required to brandish a diploma at the door next time around.
Make sure you keep your professional credentials and age under control, unless you want to join the Old and Unprofessional.
Gut Yir everybody and count your blessings, knowing that there is someone out there who is wither old or not-professional or Chas ve Sholom both at the same time.
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